As you may already know, The VAM Commanders are rock superstars. What you may not know is that they are also very knowledgeable paleontologists, as well as drunks, losers and idiots. While on a dig for fossils near scenic Redding California, they uncovered evidence of a lost civilization of Flobees. Flobees were a breed of giant hair clippers that attached to vacume cleaners and terrorized people by giving them bad haircuts (known in scientific circles as, "mullets") as far back as 1986. The most interesting artifact discovered was a tablet covered in strange writing. Upon translation it was discovered that the tablet was actually a book of traditional flobee folk songs! Being that we were a band and all, we decided to take it upon ourselves to not let this culture be forgotten.
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