Jan 21, 2023

Carkey Malarkey turns one today.

That means it’s about to get more curious and expressive, start using words, and maybe even take a few steps. To help it grow, encourage active play by singing along at maximum volume while wearing headphones in a crowded public environment. That way, strangers will go, “Hey, that sounds like a fun delusion happening over there. How can I participate?” Then shout “CARK YOURSELF” at them and disappear into the night. That guarantees our little monster will thrive in Year Two, just like it did in its first trip around the sun. Rock’n’roll, y’all. And as we like to say in Cark, “gwaaaahhhhrg!”

Jan 1, 2023

Website refresh!

Kicking off the new year by keeping things simple and fresh.